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white kight
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
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Posted - 2008.09.05 09:45:00 -
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OMG this is the best thread in the forum. This requires a sticky!!!!!
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white kight
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Coalition of Independent Corporations
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Posted - 2008.09.24 10:28:00 -
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Major Bumpage go Sherriff. Sad to see you are on hiatus. This is the highlight of my day!!!
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white kight
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
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Posted - 2008.10.08 12:46:00 -
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YAY SHERRIFF IS BACK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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white kight
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.12.30 13:57:00 -
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Originally by: MercenaryMuffin
Oveur: Wrangler? Navigator? Your bosses are so glad you decided to join us for this CCP communication session.
Wrangler: So, what's up? You guys moving to Blizzard, or something?
Oveur: No. We just wanted the team to talk as a group.
Oveur: Okay. Well, Wrangler, Nav.. the forum trolls and I are a little bit concerned. Incognito, the FNG, was in the server room, and he found a stack of unfinished projects.
Wrangler: [ anxious ] ...He didn't finish them, did he?
Oveur: No! He didn't finish them. Now, we're not here to "come down on you" I mean, that's not what we're about, okay?
We're just concerned that unfinished updates could lead to other things.
Nav: Like what?...
Oveur: Unfinished expansions. Needless ship nerfs. Let's not even talk about that Rouge Drone fiasco.
Mitnal: Well, we know you don't want to hear this from us.
Oveur: Sure! I mean we're your bosses! Who wants to hear this stuff from their bosses, huh?
Mitnal: Oveur and I came up with a brilliant idea to give you devs some direction - a motivational speaker.
Oveur: Yeah. One of those guys who speaks to big groups at BoB-B-Ques and Goonmeets.
Wrangler: You mean, to come to the office?
Mitnal: Yeah.
[ the devs get up to leave ]
Oveur: Hey, come on, you guys. This set me back a few isk. Okay, his name is Matt Foley. Now, he's been down in the basement drinking coffee for about the last four hours, and he should be all ready to go. I'll call him up. [ opens the basement door ] Matt, we're ready for you! [ turns to the devs ] His speech is called "Go For It!" Now, he's used to big groups, so make him feel like there's a crowd here. [ calls down the basement again ] Matt! Come on up, buddy!
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Stop stealing Sherrif's thunder with your posts made of win 
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white kight
Galaxy Punks
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2009.03.06 14:18:00 -
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Edited by: white kight on 06/03/2009 14:19:25
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Wrangler pockets the bell and closes the door.
*click click*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you can't close the shop.......
But
But
But
you chose my birthday to announce this. I am now a sad panda 
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white kight
Galaxy Punks
Aeternus.
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Posted - 2009.07.28 09:55:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Wrangler: What's wrong daddy-O?
Customer: What's with the get-up...and the furry rugs...and the beads...and the discogeddon-ball?
Wrangler: It's how i flow man!
Customer: Riight.
Wrangler: So how can the W-Man help you out?
Customer: Wee man?
Wrangler: Double u!
Customer: Ah. Like Bush.
Wrangler: I do!
Customer groans.
Wrangler: Now what's the dealy yo?
Customer: Look, my drones are acting funky...scratch that! Scratch that!!!
Wrangler: Funky eh? Those boys know how to par-T! You should be feeling groovy!
Customer: Ngh..look, they don't work.
Wrangler: Work is pointless man! Live free!
Customer: Argh! When i tell my drones to do something, they just float around!
Wrangler: Those drones are feeling the spirit man.
Customer: Oh..oh...screw you!
*ding ding da ding a ling ding*
Wrangler: Wow. Total buzzkill man. He's stuck in a hamsterwheel for sure. Oh! Hamsters!
Wrangler runs to the back.
Wrangler: Run free my brothers!
Eris: Wrangler! Argh! Navigator, load the "extended downtime" protocol!!
I think that the next dev blog should be written like this
BTW Welcome back SJ
Originally by: CCP Greyscale
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